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Horrible Ways to Die
Topic Started: Aug 5 2009, 05:13 PM (3,578 Views)
Hollow Abyss	Aug 5 2009, 05:13 PM Post #1
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	This topic seemed to be active on plenty of other forums, so I'm bringing it here. List some horrible ways to die! Whether they're outrageous or just hilarious.



Poke Pokey	Aug 5 2009, 05:41 PM Post #2
We are the World. We Are the Children. Posts: 2,795 Group: Administrators Member #57 Joined: Dec 27, 2008	Probably being dragged to the bottom of a pool through suction and having your intestines sucked out.
	You can call all you want, but theres no one home And You're not gonna reach my Telephone, Cause Im out in the club, I'll be sippin' that Bud And You're not Gonna reach my Telephone.


Hollow Abyss	Aug 5 2009, 06:01 PM Post #3
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	Definitely being eaten alive would be bad, especially when it starts from the feet up. o.o;



ParrotH	Aug 5 2009, 07:26 PM Post #4
~♫ô۞۩☺☻~ Posts: 756 Group: Members Member #215 Joined: Jul 15, 2009	Being bitten by a snake. You start to bleed internally, your tissue starts to dissolves, or your nervous system starts to shut down. It is definitely a bad way of dying. No one wants to be squeezed to death by a constrictor either. I also don't want to be decapitated. It's just plain gross and painful.
	Made by Oske


! Phendrona	Aug 5 2009, 08:35 PM Post #5
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	Drowning, choking to death, electrocution, being sawed up. Al these would really suck.
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


ParrotH	Aug 6 2009, 10:51 PM Post #6
~♫ô۞۩☺☻~ Posts: 756 Group: Members Member #215 Joined: Jul 15, 2009	Falling off the Eiffel Tower, being trampled by an elephant herd, crashing into another car and flying through the window and falling off the highway, being electrocuted, having your faced ripped off by a chimpanzee, being mauled by a big cat, getting your throat cut by a knife, having a brain eating amoeba, being burned alive, dying of hypothermia, being battered with a golf club/steel bat iron rod/etc against the head, being run over by a car, getting shot in the leg and making your way up, eventually bleeding to death, a bomb goes off in the same building you are in, an earthquake makes your house collapse upon you, falling in a volcano, getting kicked by a horse, being stabbed multiple times, swallowing a bomb, eating poisoned food, and being eaten alive by a shark. Edited by ParrotH, Aug 6 2009, 10:57 PM.
	Made by Oske


Hollow Abyss	Aug 6 2009, 10:53 PM Post #7
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	Being run over by an ambulance.



ParrotH	Aug 6 2009, 11:33 PM Post #8
~♫ô۞۩☺☻~ Posts: 756 Group: Members Member #215 Joined: Jul 15, 2009	Being run over by a train, being thrown into thrown into space, going near the sun, being buried alive, and having a whale thrown upon you.
	Made by Oske


Hollow Abyss	Aug 6 2009, 11:35 PM Post #9
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	Contracting STDs from the Superb Bird of Paradise.



ParrotH	Aug 7 2009, 12:07 AM Post #10
~♫ô۞۩☺☻~ Posts: 756 Group: Members Member #215 Joined: Jul 15, 2009	Pushing a bunch of needles in your head, having melted steel being poured onto you, being eaten alive by a pack of dogs, and being drilled in the head or stomach.
	Made by Oske


! Phendrona	Aug 7 2009, 01:11 PM Post #11
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	If you dive into a pool and you come up, but you come up under the kid who has the raft so you can't get to the surface. Also, while you were struggling to get to the surface, someone throws oil on the water and lights it on fire! Also, if you find a spot that's not all fiery in the water, some big dude just punches you in the face and thats how you die.
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


ParrotH	Aug 7 2009, 01:32 PM Post #12
~♫ô۞۩☺☻~ Posts: 756 Group: Members Member #215 Joined: Jul 15, 2009	Being impaled by a narwhal's horn, having a tree fall upon you, having a meteor crash directly into you, falling from a two story mall building, having someone cut you with a chainsaw, going into a shredder, crashing into another plane, falling in a pool of lava, and having a grizzly bear attack and eat you.
	Made by Oske


! Phendrona	Aug 7 2009, 06:28 PM Post #13
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	Being imploded somehow.
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


ParrotH	Aug 7 2009, 07:22 PM Post #14
~♫ô۞۩☺☻~ Posts: 756 Group: Members Member #215 Joined: Jul 15, 2009	Drinking dirty, contaminated water, getting bitten by disease infested mosquitoes, falling into a pit with jagged knifes, rolling down a huge mountain with jagged, sharp rocks, having your limbs pulled apart, having a blue whale drop upon you, being eaten alive by a flock of raptors, and being impaled by a rhinoceros' horn.
	Made by Oske


+ Idol Girl	Aug 7 2009, 08:08 PM Post #15
Glitches Shape My Life. Posts: 1,217 Group: Elite Members Member #223 Joined: Jul 18, 2009	Being stabbed in the heart with a needle. I can't think of anything else.
	All credit goes to Oske. Theme song for season 13 or 14. ...A gentle breeze. ...Makes it a win with ease. ...But, that's not why I'm here. ...I'm here to win them all. ...Speak with the heart. ...That is what's right. ...Begin the battle with love. ...Begin the battle with your soul. ...The battle begins here! ...Pokémon! VolTaklingPika @ Chat Box Let me guess - school is a giant bitch. credits Credit to Hollow Abyss for the avatar.


ParrotH	Aug 8 2009, 12:07 AM Post #16
~♫ô۞۩☺☻~ Posts: 756 Group: Members Member #215 Joined: Jul 15, 2009	Drinking shattered glass, being buried in concrete, having huge boulders fall on you, being in a avalanche, having a magician turn you inside out, having a bunch of blowing balls fall on you, being stung by Africanized Bees, being stung by Fire Ants, being jabbed in the stomach with a sword, and having a house drop on you.
	Made by Oske


! Will	Aug 8 2009, 09:58 AM Post #17
Bear your scars on your chest; never on your back Posts: 427 Group: Honored Staff Member #216 Joined: Jul 15, 2009	Dying while posting in in this thre
	I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand swords. Unknown to Death. Nor known to Life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, these hands shall never hold anything. So, as I pray - UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS "Haken_Browning" I hereby pronounce you imouto and soyeur. You may now :3 the bride.


darkpersian479	Aug 8 2009, 10:22 AM Post #18
Milotic Posts: 4,798 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: Sep 4, 2008	Having a heart attack, then dying because the ambulance runs off the road and into a lake.



ParrotH	Aug 8 2009, 01:11 PM Post #19
~♫ô۞۩☺☻~ Posts: 756 Group: Members Member #215 Joined: Jul 15, 2009	Having your leg tied to a driving car, being bitten by a tub full of tarantulas, and having your heart pulled right out of your body with a metal rod.
	Made by Oske


! Phendrona	Aug 9 2009, 12:55 PM Post #20
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	Being eaten live by piranhas.
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


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