The Funny Quotes Thread: Bringing Brain STDs By The Thousands!

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The Funny Quotes Thread: Bringing Brain STDs By The Thousands!
Topic Started: Jun 5 2009, 05:10 PM (1,832 Views)
Hollow Abyss	Jun 5 2009, 05:10 PM Post #1
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	Share hilarious quotes or moments that you've seen on PLF, whether it be in the chatbox, or in the forum itself. Quote: Thezenith: None are there. <>< oske: Jesus fish? This one made me laugh. xD



Poke Pokey	Jun 5 2009, 05:16 PM Post #2
We are the World. We Are the Children. Posts: 2,795 Group: Administrators Member #57 Joined: Dec 27, 2008	Or this one HollowAbyss: And I have to make a really tough decision right now. VoltTacklingPika: Are you deciding between yes and no?
	You can call all you want, but theres no one home And You're not gonna reach my Telephone, Cause Im out in the club, I'll be sippin' that Bud And You're not Gonna reach my Telephone.


! Phendrona	Jun 5 2009, 08:22 PM Post #3
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	Poke Pokey Jun 5 2009, 05:16 PM Or this one HollowAbyss: And I have to make a really tough decision right now. VoltTacklingPika: Are you deciding between yes and no? Hahah! I think... : Zenith: "I'm gonna put it on her"
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


Poke Pokey	Jun 5 2009, 08:22 PM Post #4
We are the World. We Are the Children. Posts: 2,795 Group: Administrators Member #57 Joined: Dec 27, 2008	I was going to post that one.
	You can call all you want, but theres no one home And You're not gonna reach my Telephone, Cause Im out in the club, I'll be sippin' that Bud And You're not Gonna reach my Telephone.


Hollow Abyss	Jul 17 2009, 04:38 PM Post #5
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	It explains itself:



Kochu	Jul 17 2009, 04:43 PM Post #6
Trapt in her own world. Posts: 84 Group: Members Member #217 Joined: Jul 16, 2009	..... that is hilarious.... are we only allowed to post quotes from Pokelight here?
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Hollow Abyss	Jul 17 2009, 04:49 PM Post #7
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	Yes, only if it's from Pokelight Forums, it's accepted. Feel free to make a thread in the general discussion for members to share quotes from anywhere. More quotes~ Quote: Pokepokey: I change into my pajamas and go jump on the trampoline. Hollowabyss: Sounds erotic. Pokepokey: XD Pokepokey: I usually have friends over when I do it though, we all do it together Pokepokey: I have pictures Pokepokey: On facebook Hollowabyss: No further comments Edited by Hollow Abyss, Jul 18 2009, 08:56 AM.



tobi-ksla	Jul 18 2009, 03:04 PM Post #8
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Hollow Abyss	Sep 21 2009, 08:01 PM Post #9
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	oske Sept. 21 2009; 8:59:09 PM That guy sure is a butt pumpkin. >:



! Phendrona	Sep 22 2009, 03:10 PM Post #10
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	Rhinoceron ... and deserve to be shot twice and ****ed. Sure.
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


Hollow Abyss	Sep 23 2009, 10:02 AM Post #11
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	Phendrona Sep 22 2009, 03:10 PM Rhinoceron ... and deserve to be shot twice and ****ed. Sure. That quote defines epic win.



! Phendrona	Sep 23 2009, 03:38 PM Post #12
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	Yes, but at the time it wasn't funny :).
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


Hollow Abyss	Sep 23 2009, 09:29 PM Post #13
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	Chatbox; Sept. 23, 2009 10:26:53 Daniel2222: And sometimes I wanna murder you with my index finger 0ske: Sounds hawt. Hollowabyss: And how do you propose to do that?



Hollow Abyss	Nov 7 2009, 09:30 PM Post #14
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	All of this: Chatbox Thezenith: HA, are you male or femlae? 0ske: xD Phendrona: Hollow is a women. GlitchedSoul: I found you on PokemonDasusuki, Zenith. HollowAbyss: PokemonDaisuki is the most disorganized vBulletin forum I've seen in a long time. HollowAbyss: My gosh.. Thezenith: Well. HA told me that he was an male Phendrona: All lies. Thezenith: Oh GlitchedSoul: Lol. Thezenith: No wonder she always have girly avatars and sigs. GlitchedSoul: Then what is her name? Thezenith: I've always wondered. Phendrona: That's why. Phendrona: XDXDXDXDXD Thezenith: You want to one ****ed thing Thezenith: I saw another forum GlitchedSoul: Really? Thezenith: (yes I know Im a forum addict) Thezenith: I saw another forum right Thezenith: Stay with me.. Thezenith: guess what Phendrona: Hollow's name is Daniella Flordanina HollowAbyss: Yup. GlitchedSoul: Really? HollowAbyss: No. GlitchedSoul: Fail.. Phendrona: haha I'm actually loling it's unbelievable. Thezenith: wth Thezenith: So is PokePokey female too HollowAbyss: lmfao Phendrona: I'm a male though. Thezenith: Damn HollowAbyss: You sure? Phendrona: No. Thezenith: So Pokepokey does have a thick ass Thezenith: So you were wrong HollowAbyss: o.o Phendrona: I'm not sure what that means but .. Thezenith: it's a black ppl thing HollowAbyss: I need to save this conversation somewhere. 0ske: Wat 0ske: :S 0ske: :S Zenith: Okay Thezenith: that's personal info your giving out HollowAbyss: Most definitely. Thezenith: I should google it Phendrona: Facebook him, Frendstar, whatever. GlitchedSoul: Who told you, Phen? Phendrona: Well, Daniella told me, of course Thezenith: So he/she is a male Phendrona: Daniella Flordinina Phendrona: She. Thezenith: So Danny HollowAbyss: I live in 69 You Are A Moron Lane 80085 Intercourse, Pennsylvania Thezenith: or Dan Phendrona: Hollow has a type of disease in which he likes to give out personal info GlitchedSoul: LOl. Thezenith: does anyone know if HA is hot or disturbing ugly? Phendrona: She is very beautiful. Thezenith: WTF now he' Phendrona: I'd date Daniella. Thezenith: WTF now's he is male GlitchedSoul: I might get a Friendster. Phendrona: No he's Daniella Thezenith: Hollow has a type of disease in which he likes to give out personal info Thezenith: key word he Thezenith: u said he Thezenith: You know what...i dont give shit anymore



! Phendrona	Nov 7 2009, 09:34 PM Post #15
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	You deleted parts of that convo Hollow. It's not the whole thing too xD. That was hilarious though.
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


Hollow Abyss	Nov 7 2009, 09:38 PM Post #16
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	Nope that's all of it.



Poke Pokey	Nov 7 2009, 09:39 PM Post #17
We are the World. We Are the Children. Posts: 2,795 Group: Administrators Member #57 Joined: Dec 27, 2008	Oh my god Hollow. LMAO
	You can call all you want, but theres no one home And You're not gonna reach my Telephone, Cause Im out in the club, I'll be sippin' that Bud And You're not Gonna reach my Telephone.


! Phendrona	Nov 7 2009, 09:39 PM Post #18
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	If you say so, but ...
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


Hollow Abyss	Nov 7 2009, 09:41 PM Post #19
If I could close my eyes to dream. Posts: 9,440 Group: Administrators Member #2 Joined: Aug 25, 2008 Diamond Friend Code 2364 7769 6634 Pearl Friend Code 0817 0537 3638	Do you want to add whatever I missed in a separate post? I want all of the juicy content. ;p;



! Phendrona	Nov 7 2009, 09:42 PM Post #20
Thats what she said. Posts: 7,949 Group: Honored Staff Member #7 Joined: Aug 30, 2008	Nah, you ended it off perfectly. Can't wait to go back to this thread later on and lmao at these quotes. I hope more will be posted here.
	Favorite band at the moment: *Death Cab for Cutie* ~ My Blog


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